"...In the end, people either have excuses or experiences; reasons or results; buts or
brilliance. They either have what they wanted or they have a detailed list of all the rational reasons why not."

~ Anonymous
(taken from Matt Erbele's, It Takes Time to Get Good)

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Finally, my BIG news!

I will admit that I am a little late in getting back to you all on my BIG news (aka: the only news I received in 2010 that did not TOTALLY suck ass!)

So without further adieu...


LA RUN BUDDY IS PREGNANT!!!






Yep, she

...is with child...

...is knocked up...

...has got a bun in the oven...

...is eating for two...

...is sportin' the baby bump...

...is knittin' a human... (Ok, I made that one up, but it makes me laugh)

Obligatory nerdy pregnancy euphemisms

...is gestating...

...is gravid...

...is showing off her fecundity

I can not think of any person that is a better choice to raise a human than her. She is the kindest, most loving person I know. I could not be happier for her or more excited to meet the l
ittle person she has brewing inside her.

I know that it is a little odd that I am so goddamn excited about this and that I feel the need to announce it here because: 1. It is not me that is pregnant 2. LA Run Buddy does not read this blog and 3. Despite the fact that many feel there is evidence to the contrary, LA Run B
uddy and I are not lesbian lovers and this is not our child she is carrying,

...but as I have said many times - my blog, my rules. I get to talk about whatever I want.

I know almost nothing about babies. I have never really been around them much, but I have raised a lot of orphan kittens how different can they be?


The times, they are a changin'.


12 comments:

Barefoot Neil Z said...

No difference whatsoever. Just place them in a box of litter and they pretty much take care of themselves. Get the kid declawed at an early age tho, I could stand the bitching if you do it after they learn how to talk.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Really? Barefoot Neil Zed is first?

Woo-Hoo! FIRST!1! Because Kanadian firsts don't count!1! They may have 17 different words for "I'm sorry" and 26 for "Pardon me" but they don't even have ONE for "FIRST!1!" It's true!

But let's not dwell on all this Kanadian ... unpleasantness ... I am just so glad to hear that that shipment of Premium GQH Manseed (with FREE Turkey Baster!1!) reached LA Run Buddy! Woo-Hoo! My jizz RULES!1!

But this isn't really about me ...

O, fuck that, yes it is! Woo-Hoo! I am SOOO happy that all that monkey-spanking was not for nothing! Now, ladies, I know MY manseed is more expensive than, say, Hillbilly Brand, but it's worth it. "Splurge for splooge" is our motto. You want your children to have TEETH, right?

Wait, what was the big news again?

O, yeah ... CONGRATULATIONS to LA Run Buddy-With-Benefits! (Because I'm not buying this "I'm not the father" routine, B*tch.)

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

O, also ... Why that close-up pic of LA Run Buddy's scalp? Is being pregnant causing her to lose her hair? It sure looks like it.

What's left of her hair, though, is very attractive. What shampoo does she use?

Ewa said...

Raising kids same as raising kitties? How come nobody told me that 15 years ago? Too late now.

Alisa said...

Awwwww...I know sooooo many women that are preggers. You should get her this shirt: http://www.cafepress.com/+watermelon_shirt,447064128 (I think it's adorable)

SteveQ said...

For legal reasons, I have to say I was not in Los Angeles all year.

Not it!

Formulaic said...

Give LA Run Girl my congrats!

I am truly happy for her.

lindsay said...

Congrats to LARB! I'm feeling lazy today mkay? Except for that I wrote the disclaimer there so nevermind. Just lazy about some things. Time for you, LARB, and a few friends to go on Maury!! RBR... You are.......

Thanks for admitting to thinking of me. I know how that is. Those brain waves just don't transmit as strongly as they used to, must be interference from all the smart phones. Hey tomorrow I'm doing a trail half. I'll definitely be channeling my inner RBR as I curse the hills/drops. Hopefully no spiders...

Regina said...

Damn woman, you can drag shit out for sure!! I was beginning to think I missed the big news somewhere. Congrats to LA Run Buddy!

Well, I'll save the congrats until after the first six months post partum; they are hell.

Kittens the same as babies? Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! You are delusional.

Aka Alice said...

Congrats to you both! (LARB...an acronym which I LOVE BTW...and RBR)

I think Babies nurse more than kitties, or at least mine did...or at least, I never tried to actually nurse a kitty...that's all I"M sayin'

Heather said...

Haha the lesbian lovers part killed me....

You are too funny. Congrats to LA Run Buddy :)

Ordinarylife said...

Congrats to her.

There is only one difference between kits and kids. My kid slept through at 9 weeks. My #$@# cats still wake me up each night.