Ok, I will admit it only put 'tawdry escapades' because: 1. It makes my life sound more exciting, 2. I like the word tawdry, because it is so... tawdry, 3. I am a fan of alliteration and I could not find a word that means 'pissing and moaning' that started with a 't.'
Sorry to those pervs, that I lured her under false pretenses. And I think we all know who I am talking about...
June has been a challenge to say the least, but it has finally come to an end, so in the interest in maintaining accountability I will post my totals.
I imagine we all read these things for validation of our own level of training and either say something like, "Well, shit. I ran WAY more than that. I rock!" or "Well shit, even RBR ran more than me, for Christ's sake. I need to get my head out of my ass and get running!" Whatever the case may be for you, I hope this helps. *smirk*
Running: 93.5 miles (up from 72.5 miles last month)
Biking: 257 miles (up from 197 miles last month)
Swimming: 0 miles (why is this still a category on my totals?)
Weight loss: +0.2 pounds (yes, that means exactly what you think. For the entire month of June, I had a net I GAIN of 0.2 pounds, ON MY FUCKING DIET. Not happy.)
Sadly, in other news, I am injured. I have acquired acute WRS
Whiny Runner Syndrome.
It is characterized by never ending complaints about the heat, wind, lack of wind, other runners, cyclists, and my running partner. Asking incessantly "how far have we gone?", frequent stopping to remove "rocks" or other invisible to the naked eye debris from my shoes, petulant outbursts to LA Run Buddy about her "pushing the pace" and "God! If you want a faster run partner why don't you just go get one!"
It is treatable, but I have a pretty severe case.
I took the last two days off and LA Run buddy took me to get coffee and a pedicure. I feel there is hope for recovery.
Tomorrow is my last long run for San Francisco. PCTR 30k Trail run at Pacifica. Should be a torturefest, but a gorgeous torturefest. I will bring my camera :)
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